djstuie
Joined: 21 Jan 2004
Posts: 421
Location: Christmas Island
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| Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 7:39 pm Post subject: Ali G's Sister |
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Ali's sister...
Is pregnant and has a car accident..
She falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up
and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the
doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies
are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, Oh no, not my brother...
"He is an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, Well what's
the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor says.
The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name!"
"I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!"
Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, "Denephew." |
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