mardiva
Joined: 16 Sep 2004
Posts: 97
Location: Ath Cliath
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| Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:57 pm Post subject: Deadly Dog |
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A man walks into a pub.In the pub he starts chatting to the barman who has a dog beside him.
The man said "whats the story with the dog"?
"well" the man says
"he's actually a talking dog"
"WHAT?" says Paddy
"yeah" says the barman."look"
"rover" he says "What" says Rover
"oh my god" says paddy "thats great"
"Yeah her can do loads I send him to the shops an all for me"
" Well Im looking to get some stuff in the shop.Ive a list.Will he go for me?"
"course I will" says Rover
So off Rover goes and 30 mins later he still isn't back.So Paddy and the barman go looking for them....An hour later they find Rover shagging the arse off a poodle down a back alley.
"ROVER"!!!!!! says the barman" you never did this before"
"HA HA" says Rover. "I never had the money before" |
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